Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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