Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
i think i just lost a toe
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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