why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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