Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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