Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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