Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Randomize
