Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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