the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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