wat bout pragnant strippers??
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
i think im in europe. pls send help
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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