At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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