I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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