This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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