If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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