I look better un-naked...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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