I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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