i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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