It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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