yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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