Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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