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(310): View more from California

I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too

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(256): View more from Alabama

do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness

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(208): View more from Idaho

at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.

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(925): View more from California

You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.

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(410): View more from Maryland

You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.

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(650): View more from California

His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him

(203): View more from Connecticut

It was like catching dick in a barrel

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