Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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