Soap is not a condiment
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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