Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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