You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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