On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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