Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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