is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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