is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
