Sponge bath it is.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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