it's not cheating when I paid for it
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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