Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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