Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
honey bunches of taint.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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