he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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