did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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