Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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