So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I smell stomach acid.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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