Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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