Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Shame - the story of my life.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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