Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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