was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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