dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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