I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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