also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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