Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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