So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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