'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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