her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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