Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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