y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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