4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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