Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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