My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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