So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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